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How do you know if you are gay
aprilie 18, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean
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Lawyer’s don’t eat grass
aprilie 17, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop…and he got out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, „Why are you eating grass?”
„We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. „We HAVE TO eat grass.”
Shocked, the lawyer said, „Well, then, you can come with me to my house…and I’ll feed you!”
„But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
„Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man, he said, „You come with us, too.”
The second man said, „But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
„Bring them all!” the lawyer answered……and they jammed into the huge limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, „Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking of us with you.”
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, „Glad to do it! You’ll really love my place……the grass is almost a foot high!”Categories: la grămadă, very funny | No Comments
Big fish, little mouse
aprilie 16, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean
There was a fly looking at some food in a river. The fly thought, „If I go down, I can get the food!”
There was a fish looking at the fly. The fish thought, „If the fly goes down to get the food, I can get the fly!”
There was a bear looking at the fish. The bear thought, „If the fly goes down to get the food, and that fish comes up to get the fly, I can get the fish!”
There was a man looking at the bear. The man thought, „If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, and the bear gets the fish, I can shoot the bear!”
There was a mouse looking at the man. The mouse thought, „If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, the bear gets the fish, and the man shoots the bear, I can get the man’s sandwich!”
There was a cat looking at the mouse. The cat thought, „If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, the bear gets the fish, the man shoots the bear, and the mouse gets the sandwich, I can get the mouse!”
So the fly goes down to get the food. The fish comes up and gets the fly. The bear swipes his mighty paw and gets the fish. The man shoots the bear. The mouse runs for the man’s sandwich. The cat lunges for the mouse, misses, and falls in the river.What’s the moral of the story?
When the fly goes down, the pussy gets wet.Categories: very funny | No Comments
Testul cu orbul
aprilie 15, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean
Un om mut vrea sa cumpere o pasta de dinti. Imitand actiunea de spalat pe dinti, reuseste cu succes sa-l faca pe vanzator sa inteleaga ce vrea sa cumpere.Daca ar fi o persoana oarba care vrea sa cumpere o pereche de ochelari, cum s-ar putea face inteles? Gandeste-te bine, chiar foarte bine iar apoi da pe citeste tot ca sa vezi raspunsul.
Deschide gura si spune. “As dori sa cumpar o pereche de ochelari.”Categories: very funny | No Comments
Not Much of a Man
aprilie 4, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man’s milk, and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man’s plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, „Humph, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, „Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”Categories: very funny | No Comments