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  1. Mai sunt si eu bun la una alta

    octombrie 4, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Categories: Ăsta-s ieu, Creatii proprii, Hmmm... | No Comments

  2. Tuneaza-ti Dacia Frate !

    octombrie 3, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Categories: very funny | No Comments

  3. Pfuai ce borala trage ala…

    octombrie 2, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Categories: Poze | No Comments

  4. Daca Wikipedia ar fi fost un profesor

    octombrie 1, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Categories: Hmmm..., la grămadă, very funny | No Comments

  5. Court Room Quotes

    septembrie 30, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Q. What is your brother-in-law’s name?
    A. Borofkin.
    Q. What’s his first name?
    A. I can’t remember.
    Q. He’s been your brother-in-law for years, and you can’t remember
    his first name?
    A. No. I tell you I’m too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and
    pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God’s sake, tell them your
    first name!

    Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
    A. I refuse to answer that question.
    Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
    A. I refuse to answer that question.
    Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
    A. No.

    Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
    A. By death.
    Q. And by whose death was it terminated?

    Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
    A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

    Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
    A. I will be three months November 8th.
    Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
    A. Yes.
    Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?

    Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

    Q. What happened then?
    A. He told me, he says, „I have to kill you because you can identify
    me.”
    Q. Did he kill you?
    A. No.

    Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What
    school do you go to?
    A. Oral.
    Q. How old are you?
    A. Oral.

    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    Q: (Showing man picture.) That’s you?
    A: Yes, sir.
    Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

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