very funny

  1. Cum functioneaza organizarea intr-o fabrica.

    octombrie 5, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    NOTA de la Directorul General catre Directorul Tehnic:
    Astazi la ora 11 va fi o eclipsa totala de soare, care va fi observabila timp de doua minute. Avand in vedere ca acesta este un eveniment cu totul deosebit, se permite tuturor observarea eclipsei din parcarea intreprinderii intre orele 10:30 si 11:30, unde vom oferi si o scurta explicatie despre mecanica eclipselor. Ochelari de protectie vor fi distribuiti celor care doresc sa observe eclipsa, la un pret minim.

    NOTA de la Directorul Tehnic catre Seful de Sectie:
    Astazi între orele 10:30 si 11:30 toti salariatii se vor intalni in parcarea intreprinderii. Va urma o eclipsa totala de soare, care va dispare timp de doua minute. In schimbul unei sume minime, se poate proteja vederea cumparand o pereche de ochelari speciali pentru eclipsa. Directorul general va tine o scurta cuvantare, prin care ne va da anumite explicatii. Acest lucru nu se petrece in fiecare zi, si este un eveniment foarte important.

    NOTA de la Seful de Sectie catre Seful de Sector:
    Directorul General va tine o cuvantare despre eclipsa, care va face sa dispara soarele timp de doua minute. Acesta este un lucru care nu se poate vedea in fiecare zi, asa ca toata lumea sa mearga in parcare pe la 10 sau 11. In schimbul unei mici sume de bani, se poate obtine protectia necesara.

    NOTA de la Seful de Sector catre Seful de Echipa:
    10 sau 11 persoane sa mearga in parcare, unde Directorul General va tine o eclipsa de soare timp de doua minute.
    Acest lucru nu se intampla in fiecare zi, si cei care iesiti sa aveti banii pregatiti, pentru ca o sa va coste.

    DISPOZITIE data de Seful de Echipa catre Echipa de Lucru:
    Cativa membri ai echipei sa mearga in parcare, ca sa vada cum dispare Directorul General, cu banii in mana.
    (Din pacate asa ceva nu se intampla in fiecare zi.)


  2. Cosmarul unui manelist !

    octombrie 4, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean


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  3. Tuneaza-ti Dacia Frate !

    octombrie 3, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean


  4. Daca Wikipedia ar fi fost un profesor

    octombrie 1, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean


  5. Court Room Quotes

    septembrie 30, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Q. What is your brother-in-law’s name?
    A. Borofkin.
    Q. What’s his first name?
    A. I can’t remember.
    Q. He’s been your brother-in-law for years, and you can’t remember
    his first name?
    A. No. I tell you I’m too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and
    pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God’s sake, tell them your
    first name!

    Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
    A. I refuse to answer that question.
    Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
    A. I refuse to answer that question.
    Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
    A. No.

    Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
    A. By death.
    Q. And by whose death was it terminated?

    Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
    A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

    Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
    A. I will be three months November 8th.
    Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
    A. Yes.
    Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?

    Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

    Q. What happened then?
    A. He told me, he says, „I have to kill you because you can identify
    me.”
    Q. Did he kill you?
    A. No.

    Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What
    school do you go to?
    A. Oral.
    Q. How old are you?
    A. Oral.

    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    Q: (Showing man picture.) That’s you?
    A: Yes, sir.
    Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?