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Serbian pimp my ride
mai 8, 2011 by Andrei Sălăgean
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Very funny Unix Shell
mai 6, 2011 by Andrei Sălăgean
% cat „food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.% rm God
rm: God nonexistent% ar t God
ar: God does not exist% ar r God
ar: creating God% „How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched „.% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.% sleep with me
bad character% got a light?
No match.% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.% %blow
%blow: No such job./* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!$ drink bottle: cannot open
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You’re the best
martie 28, 2011 by Andrei Sălăgean
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I like toast
martie 21, 2011 by Andrei Sălăgean
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Give it all
martie 18, 2011 by Andrei Sălăgean
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