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  1. Pentru chimistii desavarsa

    ianuarie 3, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutam
    inylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolyl
    phenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylgl
    utaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalany
    lglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylala
    nylserylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylgluta
    minylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylgly
    cylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionyl
    leucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisole
    ucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylv
    alylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanylty
    rosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylserylvalyll
    eucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphe
    nylalanylarginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalyla
    lanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylas
    partylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyros
    ylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycy
    lvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolyll
    eucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylaspara
    ginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucyl
    serylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalan
    ylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyll
    ysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylp
    rolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalyl
    glutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine.

          Acesta este numele complet al proteinei A sintetizata triptofan. Este o enzima cu 1913 litere si 267 de aminoacizi.

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  2. Pentru chimistii desavarsiti

    ianuarie 3, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutam
    inylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolyl
    phenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylgl
    utaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalany
    lglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylala
    nylserylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylgluta
    minylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylgly
    cylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionyl
    leucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisole
    ucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylv
    alylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanylty
    rosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylserylvalyll
    eucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphe
    nylalanylarginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalyla
    lanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylas
    partylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyros
    ylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycy
    lvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolyll
    eucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylaspara
    ginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucyl
    serylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalan
    ylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyll
    ysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylp
    rolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalyl
    glutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine.

          Acesta este numele complet al proteinei A sintetizata triptofan. Este o enzima cu 1913 litere si 267 de aminoacizi. Nu ma intrbati de unde stiu.

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  3. Cornel Penescu – Nu stiu, poi nu stiu, creca nu stiu !!!

    ianuarie 2, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

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  4. Varianta fiziceasca a revelionului

    ianuarie 1, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

          Fain revelion am avut si anul acesta. Super tare. O fost de tate numa una care sa faca striptease nu o fost. Lume multa, bautura, distractie, muzica, atmosfera, 2 etaje, mancare si scaune. Nu-mi vine acuma sa fac un rezumat cronologic dar ma gandeam sa scriu cum au evoluat lucrurile, in diferite stiluri. Sper sa intelegeti macar umpic din ce o sa scriu.
          Daca eram fizician. Fie 3 obiecte punctiforme A, B si C si si niste plane inclinate. Punctul A, din inertie si cu frecare urca pe primul planin timp ce punctul B merge paralel cu el, dar pe langa plan cu aceasi viteza si acceleratie. Punctul C dezvoltand o forta proprie se deplaseaza uniform, neaccelerat pe o traiectorie curbilinie inchisa. Dupa aproximativ nu stiu ca sa va spun, punctul B dezvolta si el o forta electrica interna fara combustie si devine pozitiv d.p.d.v electric. Punctul A este neutru, la fel si C. Punctul B incepe sa is accelereze deplasarea pe loc realizand salturi verticale pe directia inainte la distanta neglijabila de plan incercand sa ii modifice sarcina punctului A. Punctul C isi directioneaza miscarile spre planul inclinat initial fara a conturba miscarea celorlalte puncte si fara frecare. O miscare browniana.
          Punctul A ajunge la o distanta masurabila in milimicroni de varful planului. Totusi punctul A cedeaza un electron si devine pozitiv, cauza fiind salturile punctului B. Amandoua puntele ajungand la aceeasi sarcina se resping iar punctul A cade lateral de planul inclinat, diametral opus fata de B cotinuandu-si miscarea catre un alt plan inclinat cu un unghi ß mai mare ca unghiul Δ caracteristic primului plan.
          Din acest punct, toate evenimetele decurg „ca un ceas elvetian intr-un pahar cu soia granule”. Punctul A isi continua deplasarea pe planul 2, punctul B spre un alt plan paralel cu primul plan iar punctul C pe planul 1. Din cauza frecari, energiei pierdute, electronului pierdut, a gravitatiei si unghiului ß punctul A se opreste la milocul planului si intra intr-o stare de stagnare temporara. Pe scurt, punctele B si C ajung in varful planului, unde isi conserva o parte din energie, restul fiind folosita la mentinerea in echilibru.
          Pfuai de capu meu, ca ma apuca un ras cand ma uit ce am scris. Numa tampenii. Fain a fi cand o sa citesc anul viitor si fac comparatii :). Si inca ceva, simpla asemanare cu personaje reale, este pur fictiva si asa am vrut eu, sau cam asa ceva!

    P.S. Pentru Gogu, scriu ca o fo tare si sper ca mai are tatuaju de pe buca…. Si sa nu ami arunce cu portocale dupa Tibo ;).

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  5. Urare de Anul Nou!

    decembrie 31, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

          Sanatate si virtute, Fericire si multe mandrute. „In stelele care vor sclipi in aceasta seara vei simti toata fericirea care ti-o doresc eu de cand te stiu eu pe tine”
    „Cate pahare de vine voi bea eu seara aceasta la cub, si vei afla cat de mult iti doresc eu sa mai traiesti. Pe bune!”
    „Pe cat de bine ti-a fost anul acesta anul viitor sa nu iti fie de rau. Adica daca anu viitor dai bacalaureatul sau un examen ceva sa ai bafta la el, ca noroc are tot prostu.”
    „In aceasta seara magica de 31 toata lumea sarbatoreste asa ca si eu iti doresc sa tii pasul cu noi. Numai bine!”
    „Sa ne vedem la anul mai sanatosi, mai frumosi, mai buni, mai intelepti, mai ‘cuminti’ si tot ce va doriti sa vi se indeplineasca”
    Echipa Scorbaciufermecat va doreste An nou Fericit!

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