Ca-n reclama de la Golden Brau. O venit taicameo cu o duba plina de zici ca era mai mare ca si camera. Mai trebuiau numai carate. Unde-i Stelea cand ai nevoie de el?
Toate astea au fost insa inainte sa facem planuri despre afacerea vietii in camin. Sa cumparam o masina de spalat – ideea unui coleg de camera. Numai 2 lei la spalare si cati bani ai scoate. Problema era ca nu aveam alimentare cu apa. S-a rezolvat rapid,luam masina de spalat deaia veche, cu capacu sus. „Planul e facut, Sunt gata sa-l execut!”. In cativa ani deja ne raspandeam afacerea si la celelalte facultati. Mai multe nu va spun sa nu ne-o luati inainte.
Radem noi, radem, dar cand a fost de carat frigideru, mi-o venit sa chelesc. Am ajuns sus ud ca dupa un meci de fotbal. E greu pana la patru dupa ce 12 ani de stat la etajul unu. Dupa vreo ora am atarnat covorul ocru si totul arata altfel…Am primit o camera, noi trebuie sa o transformam intr-o casa in urmatorul an. Colegii de camera sunt extraordinari, deci eu cred ca o sa reusim.
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Azi ne-am mutat
septembrie 26, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean
Categories: Ăsta-s ieu, Creatii proprii, la facultate | 1 Comment
Schimbarea la fata
septembrie 26, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean
Dupa ceva vreme de lucru am reusit sa ii dau blogului meu un nou look. Nu ma deranja cel vechi, dar am simtit nevoia unei schimbarii. Sper sa va placa si sa il vizitati de doua ori mai mult decat ati facut pana acum.
Sa nu credeti ca a fost greu sa pun aceasta tema, insa nici usor. Nu a fost, cum cred altii, un simplu copy paste, ci am mai adaugat niste chestii si editat altele. Am facut tot ce mi-a stat in putinta sa mentin scriptul pentru trafic. Apropo, il anunt pe cel care a cautat pe google „Julianne Moore fucking and jacking off her son cum se numeste filmul”, ca raspunsul e „Savage grace”. Iar pentru ceilalti cu „porno calumea”, „in castelul fermecat porno”, si „filme porno cu scorbaci si urlete”, cu parere de rau le spun ca nu am asa ceva pe blog…inca.
Curand incep faculta si aventura in camin asa ca o sa am ce scrie. Astept sa vad si impresiile voastre(nu ca ar conta extraordinar de mult, dar imi place cand mai vad din cand in cand un comment). O zi buna sa aveti.Categories: Creatii proprii, Parerea Mea | 2 Comments
„Primul concurs unde RESTUL castiga un LAPTOP!”
septembrie 22, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean
Printre primele lucruri la care m-am gandit atunci cand mi-am facut blog, a fost sa si castig ceva de pe urma lui. Am incercat cu reclame si siteuri si altele dar nu prea a mers treaba. Astazi am renuntat definitiv la faza cu google ads si imi tin blogul „curat” de astfel de chestii.
Pe parcurs totusi am dat de un site, Bani pe post, de care v-am mai spus si care face cam ceea ce ii spune titlul. Momentan e un concurs unde se poate castiga un laptop. Sincer, prima data cand am citit titlul concursului, ma gandeam ca se inscrie lumea, se trage la sorti, iese un numar si inafara de numarul respectiv toata lumea castiga. Am citit apoi regulamentul. Nu e chiar cum mi-am imaginat dar e pe aproape, si e implicata si matematica in aflarea castigatorului. Parerea mea e ca din toate concursurile la care am participat acesta mi se pare cel mai corect. Faci tu calculul ca sa vezi castigatorul. Am mai scris odata pe un site: Ce atitudine trebuie sa aiba tricolorii pentru meciul cu Franta? OK, am scris acolo niste tampenii si cand s-au afisat rezultatele, erau numai niste nume. Nici un text, nimic. Adica sa vad si eu ce filozofii au avut ceilalti.
Una peste alta, am deviat din greseala intentionat. Cred ca e de la faptul ca am donat azi sange si trebuia sa beau multe lichide…Normal as zice sa nu participati, ca sa am eu sanse mai mari, insa de data aceasta sunt fair-play. Bafta si o zi buna!Categories: Creatii proprii | No Comments
Rollercoaster very funny pictures
septembrie 18, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean
Categories: Poze, very funny | No Comments
If World War II was an RTS
septembrie 17, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
Stalin: cool
*poland has joined the game*
poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
*poland has been eliminated*
poland:F***!!!11
poland:F*** U F***ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*Categories: Uncategorized | No Comments
