Piloti si replici de neuitat

9 martie, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

Niste conversatii intre turnu de control si piloti. Am zis ca le las in engleza pentru a nu strica din sens. Savurati si voi, ca io m-am c***t pe mine de ras.

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: „I’m f…ing bored!”
Ground Traffic Control: „Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!”
Unknown aircraft: „I said I was f…ing bored, not f…ing stupid!”

A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): „Ground, what is our start clearance time?”
Ground (in English): „If you want an answer you must speak in English.”
Lufthansa (in English): „I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany Why must I speak English?”
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): „Because you lost the bloody war!”

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: „Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway.”
Ground: „Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.”
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: „Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?”
Speedbird 206: „Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.”
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): „Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?”
Speedbird 206 (coolly): „Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, — And I didn’t land.”

Tower: „Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”
Delta 351: „Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”

Tower:„TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”
TWA 2341: „Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”
Tower:„Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”


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