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  1. Bistrita e prima

    martie 18, 2010 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Categories: Fotbal, Poze | No Comments

  2. Catalin Botezatu si internetul wireless

    martie 15, 2010 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Categories: very funny | No Comments

  3. Din pacate

    martie 15, 2010 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Categories: Scoala | No Comments

  4. Cine-i primu?

    martie 13, 2010 by Andrei Sălăgean

             Voi stiti cine-i primu? Adica cel de pe locul 1. Adica cel mai bun dintre cei buni. Adica cel mai nambăr uan. Tata, sefu, comandantul vrajitorul sau warlordul banilor. Cel care a omorat dragonul pe 8 biti si a salvat printesa. Cel care e mai tare decat Praslea si mai destept decat Harap Alb.
             Voi stiti ce elev si-a intrecut profesorul? Cine mai este „Nascut pentru a reusi !”. Cine poate sa manuiasca fara probleme Scorbaciufermecat. Cine a numarat de -∞ pana la +∞ intr-o pauza de masa? Cine cu o mina inoata si cu cealalta da din picioare? Cine a terminat Mario fara sa sara? Cine a compus pentru Queen melodia We are the champions? …dar…

    Cine a luat locul I la matematica pe judet si merge la nationala?


    Fratele meu

    Categories: Creatii proprii, Parerea Mea, Scoala | 8 Comments

  5. Knock, knock

    martie 11, 2010 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Ice cream !
    Ice cream who ?
    Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Four Eggs!
    Four Eggs who ?
    Four Eggs ample !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    B-2 !
    B-2 who ?
    B-2 school on time !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    B-4 !
    B-4 who ?
    B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Banana !
    Banana who ?
    Banana split so ice creamed !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Blue !
    Blue who ?
    Blue your nose !

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Repeat.
    Repeat who?
    Who Who Who!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that’s why I knocked!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Cash !
    Cash who ?
    Cash me if you can !

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo who?
    You talk like an owl!

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Pudding!
    Pudding who?
    Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Leaf
    Leaf who?
    Leaf me alone!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wire.
    Wire who?
    Wire you asking?

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you doing in my house?

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    I love.
    I love who?
    I don’t know, you tell me!

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ketchchup
    Ketchchup who?
    Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I’m fine, Hawaii you?

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there ?
    Cows !
    Cows who ?
    Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    D-1 !
    D-1 who ?
    D-1 who knocked

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes the police !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Disk !
    Disk who ?
    Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dozen !
    Dozen who ?
    Dozen anybody want to play with me ?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Duck !
    Duck who ?
    Just duck ! They’re throwing things at us !

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dummy !
    Dummy who ?
    Dummy a favour and COME AGAIN ON SCORBACIUFEREMCAT

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