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  1. Funny Shit

    mai 1, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
    Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.
    Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
    In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
    About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they’re still sitting on it.
    You’re more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.
    An average person laughs about 5 times a day.
    Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
    Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
    The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
    A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.
    The condom – made originally of linen – was invented in the early 500s.
    The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
    A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
    The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is.
    Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
    The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
    In 980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones – Bhutan.
    Every person has a unique tongue print.
    Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
    Women’s hearts beat faster than men’s.
    Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.
    Bubble gum contains rubber.
    You can only smell /20th as well as a dog.
    Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
    The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.
    Even if you cut off a cockroach’s head, it can live for several weeks.
    Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
    The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.
    Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.
    In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.
    A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
    About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.
    It’s against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.
    Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.
    Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
    Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as Pres. Bush in 99. And, rightfully so.
    Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific.
    There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
    Most lipstick contains fish scales.
    Lee Harvey Oswald’s cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 992.
    Mosquitoes have teeth.
    Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.
    Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
    The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
    When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
    Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
    27% of U.S. male college students believe life is „a meaningless existential hell.”
    In 980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
    Aztec emperor Montezuma had nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant „plenty of excrement.”
    Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
    „Kemo Sabe” means „soggy shrub” in Navajo.

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  2. Si femeile pot…

    aprilie 30, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

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  3. Ce isi doresc copiii…si ce zice mosu…

    aprilie 30, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Draga Mos Craciun, de TREI ani iti comand un camion de pompieri, poate ca anul asta o sa gasesti unul!!! Multumesc. Luis
    Draga Luis, ca sa ma ierti ca nici acum nu am un camion de pompieri, iti voi da foc la casa in timp ce dormi. Asa vei avea toate camioanele de pompieri pe care ti le doresti. Somn usor. Mos Craciun

    Draga Mos Craciun, pentru anul asta mi-as dori sa-l faci pe tata sa vina inapoi acasa ca sa se impace cu mama. Mi-e tare dor de el. Juan.
    Draga Juan, esti tampit sau te faci? Ce vrei, sa stric o relatie super-extra intre taica-tau si secretara lui, cand in sfarsit se distreaza si el cu o gagica adevarata!?!? Iti aduc un Lego si lasa-l in pace pe tac-tu. Idiotule. Mos Craciun

    Draga Mos Craciun, as vrea o bicicleta, un Game-Boy, un tren, un garaj, un poney, o chitara, si un caine. Te iubesc. Eusbe
    Draga Eusbe, nu vrei in plus si contul meu din banca, mai zevzecule? Pentru ca ti-au dat un prenume asa idiot, parerea mea e ca parintii tai nu te iubesc. Si nici eu nu te iubesc. Mos Craciun

    Draga Mos Craciun, ti-am lasat sub brad prajituri cu ciocolata si morcovi pentru reni. Te iubesc. Suzanne.
    Draga Suzanne, esti retardata, nu-i asa? Prajiturile cu ciocolata imi provoaca diaree, tampito, si morcovii baloneaza renii, care imi trimit basini in nas cand sunt in sanie… Daca chiar vrei sa-mi faci placere, mai bine lasa-mi o sticla de Chivas, o cutie de trabucuri cubaneze si spune-i maica-tii sa se imbrace in string, ca ma excita. Mos Craciun

    Draga Mos Craciun, TE ROG-TE ROG-TE ROG-te implor-TE ROG-TE ROG, as vrea un catelus, TE ROG-TE ROG-te implor. Paquito
    Draga Paquito, m-am saturat pana in gat de rasfaturile astea, cretinule. Ele pot sa functioneze cu parintii tai, care le tolereaza fiindca esti un copil adoptat, din parinti degenerati, dar eu iti spun du-te dracu`. Vei primi o pijama cu dungi ca si anul trecut, poate te inveti minte. Mos Craciun

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  4. Merita vazut pana la final

    aprilie 29, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

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  5. Sudoku pentru toti

    aprilie 26, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

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