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  1. Orice om este nascut pentru ceva

    iulie 19, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Eu sunt nascut pentru a reusi…altii…

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  2. Touching your wife’s body

    iulie 18, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

    Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

    He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

    His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

    By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

    „Why are you stopping darling?” she whispered.

    He whispered back, „I found the remote.”

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  3. Congratulation !!! But for what…

    iulie 17, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

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  4. The new boss

    iulie 16, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

           A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
    The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
    The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
    He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, ‘How much money do you make a week? A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, I make $400 a week. Why?
           The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.
    ‘Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the roomand asked, „Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?
    „From across the room came a voice,
    ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’

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  5. Vorbe intelepte

    iulie 15, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

              Vorbe de la niste oameni care sigur nu isi pierdeau zilele pe net…
    1. „Sunt foarte de acord sa tinem armele periculoase departe de mainile
    prostilor . In acest sens, propun ca pentru inceput sa limitam accesul
    la masinile de scris.” Frank Lloyd Wright

    2. „Atata timp cat oamenii accepta tot felul de porcarii , e foarte profitabil sa le vinzi asemenea porcarii.” Dick Cavett

    3. „In comparatie cu previziunile economice , cele astrologice par de-a dreptul respectabile.” John Kenneth Galbraith

    4. „Cea mai buna metoda de a scapa de o problema este sa o rezolvi.” Alan Saporta

    5. „In domeniul stiintei , nu conteaza daca gresesti , atata timp cat nu esti prost. In domeniul afacerilor , nu conteaza daca esti prost, atata timp cat nu gresesti.”

    6. „Orice guvern eficient are in el ceva dictatorial” Harry S. Truman

    7. „Nu tot ce poate fi numarat conteaza si nu tot ce conteaza poate fi numarat”. Einstein

    8. „O prietenie bazata pe afaceri e mai buna decat o afacere bazata pe prietenie.” John D. Rockefeller

    9. „Adevarata masura a valorii unui om este data de felul cum trateaza
    pe cineva de la care nu poate obtine nici un avantaj.” Samuel Johnson

    10. „Un om destept nu comite greseli minore.” Goethe

    11. „Inteleptii gandesc tot ce spun. Prostii spun tot ce gandesc.”

    12. „Obiectivul razboiului nu este sa mori pentru tara ta, ci sa-l faci pe ticalosul de inamic sa moara pentru a lui.” George Patton

    13. „A copia dupa unul se numeste plagiat . A copia dupa doi se numeste cercetare.” Wilson Mizner

    14. „Iubeste-ti dusmanii . Asta o sa-i scoata din minti.”

    15. „Numarul de oameni care te urmaresc cu atentie este direct proportional cu stupiditatea actiunii pe care o faci in acel moment.”

    16. „Increderea este acel sentiment pe care il ai inainte de a intelege exact cum se prezinta problema.”

    17. „In fiecare dimineata , dupa ce ma scol , citesc in revista „Forbes” lista celor mai bogati oameni din lume. Daca nu sunt trecut acolo, ma
    duc la munca.” Robert Orben

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