I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and talked awhile, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.
„What’s that?” I asked.
„It’s a mother and daughter threesome,” she said.
I said, „No.”
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place.
She flipped on the hall light and then shouted upstairs: „Mom, you still awake?”