martie, 2008

  1. Poza zilei

    martie 10, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

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  2. It’s dark in here

    martie 10, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, „Dark in here.”
    The man says, „Yes, it is.”
    Boy „I have a football.”
    Man „That’s nice.”
    Boy „Want to buy it?”
    Man „No, thanks.”
    Boy „My dad’s outside.”
    Man „OK, how much?” Boy – $250

    A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

    Boy „Dark in here.”
    Man „Yes, it is.”
    Boy „I have football boots.”
    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, „How much?”
    Boy „$750” Man „Sold.”

    A few days later, the boy’s father says to the boy, „Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of footy.

    The boy says, „I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.”
    The father says, „What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?”
    Boy – „$1,000.”
    The father says, „That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. You’re going to church to confess!”

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, „Dark in here.”

    The priest says, „Don’t start that shit again”.

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  3. Piloti si replici de neuitat

    martie 9, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Niste conversatii intre turnu de control si piloti. Am zis ca le las in engleza pentru a nu strica din sens. Savurati si voi, ca io m-am c***t pe mine de ras.

    From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: „I’m f…ing bored!”
    Ground Traffic Control: „Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!”
    Unknown aircraft: „I said I was f…ing bored, not f…ing stupid!”

    A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:
    Lufthansa (in German): „Ground, what is our start clearance time?”
    Ground (in English): „If you want an answer you must speak in English.”
    Lufthansa (in English): „I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany Why must I speak English?”
    Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): „Because you lost the bloody war!”

    The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
    Speedbird 206: „Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway.”
    Ground: „Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.”
    The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
    Ground: „Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?”
    Speedbird 206: „Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.”
    Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): „Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?”
    Speedbird 206 (coolly): „Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, – And I didn’t land.”

    Tower: „Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”
    Delta 351: „Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”

    Tower:„TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”
    TWA 2341: „Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”
    Tower:„Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”

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  4. Cuvinte incrucisate

    martie 9, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

    Stateam azi si ma plimbam si am gasit acest site foarte tare de cuvinte incrucisate. Pentru cei cu acest hobby zic ca o sa le placa f mult. Da click aici pentru a intra pe site.

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  5. 8 martie

    martie 7, 2008 by Andrei Sălăgean

            Simplu. Azi e 8 Martie, Ziua Femeii sau Ziua Mamei. Copiii le daruiesc mamelor mici cadouri sau flori, iar barbatii le daruiesc femeilor apropiate florii, in semn de multumire, respect si iubire. Acuma pentru colege si profesoare am pus tota lumea bani la gramada si am luat ceva, ca noh asa i frumos. Si sunt de acord cu acest lucru.
            Dar pentru mame e cu totul si cu totul altceva. Pentru ele trebuie trebuie sa pui dragoste in cea ce le daruiesti. Si nu pentru ca doar o zi pe an e 8 Martie. Ci pentru ca ele sunt cele mai importante fiinte din viata noastra. Ele sunt acolo unde e nevoie, pentru ca ele sunt fiintele care ne iubesc cel mai mult orice s-ar intampla. Asta nu inseamna ca trebuie sa le oferii ceva foarte complicat. Daca stai bine si te gandesti orice i-ai lua ea va fi multumita, atata timp cat pui si inima. Cel mai mult conteaza gestul iar mamele stiu sa aprecieze acest lucru.
            Iar daca se intampla sa uitati sau sa nu aveti timp sau bani, un simplu „Mama, te iubesc” si o imbratisare, face mult. Insa acest lucru nu trebuit facut numa de 8 martie. Oricand puteti si simtiti mergeti si spuneti-i mamei si si tatei cat de mult inseamna ei pentru voi. E foarte important pentru ei. Credeti-ma!

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