Knock, knock

March 11, 2010 by Andrei Sălăgean

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They’re throwing things at us !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and COME AGAIN ON SCORBACIUFEREMCAT


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