septembrie, 2009

  1. „Primul concurs unde RESTUL castiga un LAPTOP!”

    septembrie 22, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

            Printre primele lucruri la care m-am gandit atunci cand mi-am facut blog, a fost sa si castig ceva de pe urma lui. Am incercat cu reclame si siteuri si altele dar nu prea a mers treaba. Astazi am renuntat definitiv la faza cu google ads si imi tin blogul „curat” de astfel de chestii.
            Pe parcurs totusi am dat de un site, Bani pe post, de care v-am mai spus si care face cam ceea ce ii spune titlul. Momentan e un concurs unde se poate castiga un laptop. Sincer, prima data cand am citit titlul concursului, ma gandeam ca se inscrie lumea, se trage la sorti, iese un numar si inafara de numarul respectiv toata lumea castiga. Am citit apoi regulamentul. Nu e chiar cum mi-am imaginat dar e pe aproape, si e implicata si matematica in aflarea castigatorului. Parerea mea e ca din toate concursurile la care am participat acesta mi se pare cel mai corect. Faci tu calculul ca sa vezi castigatorul. Am mai scris odata pe un site: Ce atitudine trebuie sa aiba tricolorii pentru meciul cu Franta? OK, am scris acolo niste tampenii si cand s-au afisat rezultatele, erau numai niste nume. Nici un text, nimic. Adica sa vad si eu ce filozofii au avut ceilalti.
            Una peste alta, am deviat din greseala intentionat. Cred ca e de la faptul ca am donat azi sange si trebuia sa beau multe lichide…Normal as zice sa nu participati, ca sa am eu sanse mai mari, insa de data aceasta sunt fair-play. Bafta si o zi buna!


  2. Rollercoaster very funny pictures

    septembrie 18, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean


        


  3. If World War II was an RTS

    septembrie 17, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    *poland has joined the game*
    poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
    *poland has been eliminated*
    poland:F***!!!11
    poland:F*** U F***ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*

    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
    Hitler: o man ur focked
    paTTon: oh what now biotch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: fock u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: fock u all
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all ***s
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o ****!
    *paTTon has left the game.*


  4. La ce se gandeste fiecare zodie in timp ce face sex?

    septembrie 16, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

             Berbec – „Uau, ce bine este sa fii deasupra si sa detii controlul. Hai sa termin mai repede, ca dupa trebuie sa urmeze si runda a 2-a.”
             Taur – „Oare ce-o fi de mancare prin frigider? Miam, pralinele alea ma asteapta in bufet. Oare sa ma duc acum sa iau una sa ne bucuram de ea impreuna?”
             Gemeni – „Ma intreb ce voia X sa imi spuna la telefon. Trebuie sa il sun. Ah, si la 9 incepe talkshowul ala pe care nu trebuie sa il ratez.”
             Rac – „Oare cat mai trebuie sa asteptam pana cand ne vom casatori. Ah, te iubesc.”
             Leu – „Cred ca l-am dat pe spate de data asta. Uneori ma uimesc chiar si pe mine insami. Imi sta oare bine parul? Sa ma indrept putin sa imi pun pieptul in valoare.”
             Fecioara – „Oof, in ce hal am transpirat. Acum ar fi momentul sa schimb punctul in care il/o mangai si sa trec la alta zona. ”
             Balanta – „Ah, cat de bestial(a) este. Cat de fantastic semisca. Oare se supara ca nu am mai multa initiativa. Oare si lui/ei ii place? Ar trebui sa il/o mangai mai mult? Hai sa gem un pic mai tare totusi. ”
             Scorpion – „Ahhh, mmmmm…Oare l-am legat prea tare?”
             Sagetator – „Ce pervers sunt si eu uneori. Dar chiar arata bine din unghiul asta. Nu stiu uneori cum de imi accepta fanteziile. Ah, mi-a mai venit o idee.”
             Capricorn – „Sper ca voi pune si eu mana pe o parte din banii lui. Vai, dar bine ca de data asta nu a inceput sa transpire. Cand traspira nu miroase prea frumos. ”
             Varsator – „Hai sa schimbam pozitia acum. Ah, asa e mult mai bine. Hai sa schimbam din nou pozitia. Ma cam plictisesc, imi trebuie idei noi.”
             Pesti – „Arata bine din unghiul asta. Este chiar bine sa poti sa stai pe spate asa si sa te relaxezi. Mmm, chiar imi place. Oare cum o/il chema?”


  5. Pe sub apa, pestii nu put

    septembrie 15, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean