10 things you do not want to hear during surgery

13 august, 2009 by Andrei Sălăgean

          1. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

          2. After everything we did, I can’t believe this guy is still alive.

          3. At least he doesn’t have brain damage… Wait… Now he does.

          4. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

          5. Don’t worry, ain’t nothin’ a little duct tape won’t cure…

          6. Has anyone here used one of these before?

          7. If you can’t feel your legs, it’s because you don’t have any.

          8. Isn’t this the guy that slept with your wife?

          9. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?

          10. I see dead people.


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