What are caterpillars afraid of?
Why is the letter T like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
Why can’t Batman go fishing?
Because Robin eats all the worms!
Why was the broom late for breakfast?
Because he swept in!
Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
He wanted rich soil!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells!
What should never be eaten after its served?
A tennis ball!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I will just hang around!
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
What did the ghost say to the invisible man?
Long time no see!
What music do Mummies like?
What did the math book say to the history book?
Boy, do I have problems!
What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
You will just have to be a little patient!
What did King Kong say when he called the wrong number?
King Kong ring wrong!
How do you make seven even?
Take away the s!
What do you call a country where all the automobiles are pink?
A pink car nation!
What do snakes do after they have a fight?
They hiss and make up!
How many seconds are in a year?
Twelve: January second, February second, etc!
What kind of witch lives on the beach?
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway!
What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do?
What do skeletons use to communicate?
Why do dogs scratch themselves?
Because they are the only ones who know where it itches!
Five guys walk into a bar, why didn’t the sixth?
Why did Cinderella’s soccer team always lose?
Because her coach was a pumpkin!
Why did Cinderella’s coach sit her on the bench?
Because she ran away from the ball!
A butcher is six foot tall, wears size 14 shoes, and has a 50 inch waist. What does he weigh?
You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How do you get out?
Go through the holes where the windows used to be!
Who said: „Duh suddle cubup to borrow”?
Little Orphan Annie with a cold!
Forewards it is heavy,backwards it is not.What is it?